to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young
My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”
I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.
actually kinda hoping hipster blogs make a comeback
They deserve to be dead.
FANDOMS RULE ALL
please go outside
NO. OUTERENET IS NOT WHERE I CAN FIND MY DEAR DAVID TENNANT.
you need help
this makes me thoroughly embarrassed
And on the first day God farted and thus caused the big bang
Every year, unknowingly, we pass the anniversary of our future death.
Imagine Bucky being really self-conscious about his arm until one day a little boy with an artificial leg runs up to him saying that they match.